A man is on his honey-moon with his REALLY hot wife. The man though decides he wants to go fishing. Another man sees this and rows his boat to the husband. He asks,
"Why don't you want to celebrate your honeymoon with your wife? I've seen her man, nice catch."
"I've already thought of that," says the husband, "...she has gueneria.
""Damn," the man says, "Well why don't you ask her to give the good ole BJ?"
"Tryed it, she gots peiria."
"Hmm... well, there always the backdoor..."
"She has dierria."
"Wha!?" the man is perplexed, "why would you marry a woman with gueneria, pieria, and diarria?"
"Well," says the man, "I like to fish, and shes got worms too!"
