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The Biography of Vagina Man and his Sidekick

Vagina man was once a woman, he didn't choose to become a man. She (he) was black..She was dragged one night from her part-time job of being a stripper at the The Crusty Cleavage. Her name there was Koolade. Appearently you can't actually have sex with the people you strip off to and she was fired. When she driving in here car when a stange chili-cheese hotdog hit the windsheild of her car with a large V inscribed on it. She hadn't eaten all day and was quite famished. So, she took a bite out of the hotdog and was stricken with a V-shaped lightning bolt. So starts our adventure with Vagina Man.

However, Ovaryboy was a different story.

One day in a small Puerto Rician village, a young boy was walking along and had found a half eaten chili dog washing up on the shore. He hadn't eaten in days and was quite hungry. As soon as he took his first bite, he was imediatly engulfed in a cocoon. Inside the cacoon he slowly grew telepathic powers and of course ovaries. The ovaries were the source of his power, extending from his temples. Though he needed a place to harness his power...

And so when Vagina Man got home, he was in shock, he grew an afro and his shoes became platform shoes. The power illuminating from his afro...

Ovary Boy was imediatly drawn towards the power and like a vaccume, was sucked up into Vagina Mans afro from 3000 miles away.

They partnered up creating the ultimite super duo of OVARY BOY and VAGINA MAN.

 

 


Vagina Man and Ovaryboy, in all their "glory"!

 

 

 

The Biography of the Prostitute Sisters.

The Prostitute Sisters grew up in the ghetto streets of America, where exactly is unknown, however, they had a very rich step-father, his name and occupation was unknown, how they got their powers was a very grim story indeed.

You see, the Sisters were test-tube babies. they were cloned out of a piece of cheese, an apple, and an ice cream sandwhich, it is also rumored that the three are, if you were to eat them, very delicious, but by no means nutritious. And on a related note, they are about as smart as a piece of cheese, an apple, and an ice cream sandwhich.

But, as you can tell, these were no ordinary fruit and dairy products.

The scientists who were made the Prostitute Sisters were actually trying to find a cure for cancer, it is a complete mystery how the foods got into the "chamber" where the Prostitute Sisters were born, but rumor has it that the scientists were "screwing around". The Sister's fell into their stepfather's hands... somehow.

They got their powers from a junkyard that had a toxic waste spill, and they didn't get the toxic waste on them by accident, rumor says that they thought it was a swimming pool, and decided they should go for a nice dip.

They slowy obtained powers, mostly through stupidity. How they became known as the Prostitute Sisters, is a complete mystery, but Mr. Rumor said that they needed a little money, so they went to East Germany.

Now the real question poses itself, WHO THE HELL IS MAKING THESE RUMORS!