Here we have a small combulation of famous comedic sayings from stand up, movies, ect.

"Ohhhh, I shit myself." Dave Chappelle.

"Hey, what a man and a woman, and a woman with a penis, and a midget do to a donkey, its there own god dammed buisness!" Dave Attel.

"Excuse me while I whip this out." Sheriff Bart, Blazin Saddles

"Check out those babes." Conker, Conker's Bad Fur Day.

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" French Asshole, Monty Python's The Holy Grail

 "Alright, lets sprinkle some crack on em and leave." Dave Chappelle.

"Hmmm, don't have time to play with myself." Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem

"Argh its drivin' me nuts!" The Pirate, old joke.

"My grandma always said 'Why buy the cow when you can have the sex for free?'" Brodie, Mall Rats.

"My ass in yer face! I mean my face in yer ass, whats up!" Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt

"If you see a naked man running, run with that man! Chances are that there is some scary shit behind him!" Dave,Comedy Club.