Now the story goes that he had a awfully bad case of back-ne (pimples on back). So bad, in fact, he had them on his... posterier (ass). Sammy was a rough man (in more ways then one), he had many bitches which he forced them to stick their meatpole in his rather... sandpapery anus.

There was a young lad by the name of Todd the Sorry. He went to prison for stealing pinecones at a public park. He met his good friend Sam, in prison. Up on arrival, he was forced to do the initiation rite (I.E. Do the damned deed of sticking his thing in the other guys place). But, he thought of poping all of those pinples with a pinecone. So, instead of uhh... you know, he jammed the pinecone and scratched away. This enlightened Sam, and could now poop again.

That being said...

Sam, you are a true douche!

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